May. 3rd, 2026

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I was poking around like usual and I saw... a chainsaw! Right next to the menstrual pads and incontinence underwear! You're kidding me!! I almost wish I had the 39 bucks to spend right now. It would be great for yard work....
Ahh, and imagine the photo ops provided by an honest-to-God chainsaw... especially in cosplay... oh, how I weep... and at the $39 price point, it's a steal! After getting home I looked it up and these apparently go for about $270 brand new. WTF. Maybe I'll come back for it...

In other news I lost like 4kg by mistake thanks to my prescription medication. Awesome. I'm back to what was previously the high end of my normal range.
Maybe one day I'll be as light as a feather just like Toda-sama... NOT.
Let me lay out the calculations for you: 48/(178^2) = BMI 15.15, severe thinness. To be the same as him I'd have to be 15.15*(1.64^2) = 40.75 KG. Do I look like the kind of guy to have that resolve?! Gah!!!

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