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I went to the ER a couple of days ago. Not good!
I spoke to an actual mental health clinician and am finally getting my bipolar disorder sorted out soon, with a real chance at real mood stabilisers in the future. Good!
After that was all cleared up, and I got stitches, and a tetanus shot, and discharge papers informing me I'd spent five total hours in the hospital, I walked home. I slept like a baby. Great!

Yesterday I met up with my friend Ness in the city and made an hours-long journey to Zetsubou-san's house. Why does he have to live over 100km away? I wanted to die... once there, we finally made contact with Zetsubou-san and his lover Tobi. My youth was rekindled at once
After enough chatting and smoking we brought up real business: buying alcohol. Which is a must.

We bought a 24 pack of Asahi Super Dry beer for an astounding price. Get ready for this... 64 dollars! Well, astounding for Australia. I don't know how cheap beer is elsewhere but it's definitely cheaper than what we've got with all our high taxes. In this failed country, this is heaven... we got to work drinking and had a great time.

I think my brother will make a good wife for Tobi one day, lol
- Zetsubou-san cooked us all dinner from scratch from the kindness of his heart. (homemaker marker #1)
- Zetsubou-san showed me all the benefits of a Scrub Daddy. It even cleans vegetables. (homemaker marker #2)
- Zetsubou-san immediately laundered my shirt when I dirtied it while handling the Scrub Daddy and went on to show me "a Chinese trick" to dry it overnight with no smell. (homemaker marker #3)
- Zetsubou-san helped Ness when he needed to puke his guts out in the toilet (maternal instincts)
- and more

Ness drank double the amount I did despite being the same weight as me, so he ended up really fucked up. Not only did he have to puke, he got violent! He got aggressive! All the sado-masochistic tendencies come out of him!

Sometimes I forget that the markers of friendship I experience in the online world transfer into the real world. In the online world, try as you might, you can't actually get someone to beat you up to quell your urges via chatroom, and try as you might, you can't beat someone up through the screen... wouldn't that be great though?
He spent some time having Zetsubou-san punch him. Then I had to step up and punch him, not as much as Zetsubou-san did. When I got some reciprocal blows (at requested "medium strength"), it was heavenly. I considered asking for hard strength next time.

Next time..?! Maybe I'm also a drunk sadomasochist lol

Tobi, Zetsubou-san's lover, watched all the while. It sounds like I'm excluding him... we talked a lot! Like a lot! But he didn't really involve himself in any rowdy guy business, because he's so nice and restrained, so
It would be weird to report on nothing. Ha ha.
But he certainly got up to one thing with Ness...

the two of them decided it would be a great idea to get really into throat singing. They decided to practice, for a long while, taking turns, then decided it would be even better if they harmonised. They decided they had found their new talent.
I couldn't stop myself from laughing, and Zetsubou-san begged them to stop. They didn't! lol

Of course the four of us cleared off the entire case easily. None to spare for another time!
We're all staying here for several days... lol
Are we going to spend exorbitant amounts on alcohol? lol
A part of me hopes we just drink less... lol

I wasn't sure if the お水 in this place is potable or not so I didn't drink much. I woke up with a hangover... rare for me... but drinking water out of big old bottles instead of from the tap with friends by my side truly reminds me of my time in Japan. I miss it! I'm also incredibly hungry. But I'll be patient wwww
Not much else to report. Nobody else is awake yet... come on, I want to go have some fun again already, I'm itching for it

Some evidence of our alcoholism to see you off.


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