Friday night I rang my girlfriend, drank a bottle of watermelon flavour soju, and swore at people via online chess. I was miffed when I read the label on the back of the bottle and saw that the stuff I was drinking was something like 11% alcohol. I was under the assumption that it was 13.5%, according to my local liquor store's website.

Yesterday night: I rang my girlfriend, drank a bottle of tropical flavour soju, and apologised a thousand times because I had no idea why I was so drunk. I wasn't that bad yesterday, after all. I spun the bottle around and read the label: 13.5%.

...Ah.