I think I committed some kind of fraud.

I ordered a cheap shelf from Kmart to be delivered to my house as I need storage for my books and CDs. I sat here and I prayed: please, come to my house soon! But it took a long time.

Now, four days past the due date and it hadn't even moved across the country. I contacted Kmart first. "My shelf hasn't arrived! Here's all my information!" They, rightfully, processed it as lost in transit then gave me a refund. Then I contacted the courier. "My shelf hasn't arrived! Here's all my information!" They got it to me the next day, that is yesterday.

All according to keikaku...